MILK MAKES YOU DRUNK.

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That awkward moment when you’re trying to be dramatic but a leaf ruins it.

i-like-pigeons:

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saviourx:

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obama-and-yo-mama:

omg ur so mean HAHAH

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When someone tries talking to me while i'm watching my favorite TV show.

wowfunniestposts:

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normal people: boy/girl problems
me: wifi connection problems

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

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caitlinriley:

pearlspopcultureandperfume:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

outstanding.

well played sir
well played

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