February 2012
I saw a baby; wearing a shirt saying; "Santa...
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Annie: I'm fi-
Michael Jackson: ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE
The first time I go into someones house:
How to comfort a crying friend
When I'm bored, no one texts me, when I'm busy,...
What Makes You Haha.
WatchGirl Can Say Any Word Backwards Within Seconds.
When you get out of the shower, and realize you...
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
Do you do marathons? →
Me: Yes, all the time, which show?
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
