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When someone tries talking to me while i'm... →
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normal people: boy/girl problems
me: wifi connection problems
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rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. We can put a stop to this. Please reblog.
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askinnyblackman: galosengen: yepperoni: do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen  magic school bus has a lot of fetish material dude
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retrded: OMG IM CRYING my 11 year old brother was getting in trouble and I heard my dad say “you know what it is” and my brother said “black and yellow’ I’m laughing so hard
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The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
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ringdingdongable: row row row ur boat gently off the cliff thanks
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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.
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pregnat: i am the friend that laughs really hard at their own jokes
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