i met a girl with 12 nipples
peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia
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the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement
I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY
PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF
hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself
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The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
“youll be home alone for a few hours is that okay”
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maybe i can watch this hour long episode in ten minutes
they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election
mint romney and obamanana split
i’m 500% done with this site
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Welcome to tumblr
#and it all takes place on a giant floating ship
fandom, fandom, gay porn, fandom, fandom
can someone please put the yahoo logo over mark’s face?
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cant u die from this
Being black? Wow I honestly cannot believe racism still exists in this day and age; it’s sickening.
1. He forgot to post it anonymously
2. He sent it to himself.
3. He’s correcting his own grammar.
4. His correction is wrong.
5. He spelled grammar wrong.
6. He’s insulting his own blog.
7. HE ACTUALLY ANSWERED IT.
It’s all fun and games until u send ;) instead of :)